The Dictatorship of Falangist Quebec is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Lionel Groulx with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, enslaved workforce, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.267 billion Quebecois are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ville du Québec. The average income tax rate is 88.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Falangist Quebecian economy, worth 310 trillion Francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, Information Technology, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 94,911 Francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Flamethrower-toting soldiers are also equipped with fire blankets and extinguishers, hymns sung by popular choirs top the billboard charts, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, and those who cut young children are told to cut it out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Falangist Quebec's national animal is the Caribou, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Falangist Quebec is ranked 225,667^th in the world and 4,694^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Primitive, scoring -89.95 on the Scary Big Number Scale.