Population | 17.125 billion |
Capital | Rooti-Tuti |
Leader | The Duke Duke Duke Duke of Earl |
Faith | Secularonistas |
Currency | Yug |
Animal | Ox |
The Constitutional Monarchy of Fawghouta is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Duke Duke Duke Duke of Earl with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.125 billion Fawghoutans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rooti-Tuti. The average income tax rate is 68.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Fawghoutan economy, worth a remarkable 3,280 trillion Yugs a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 191,571 Yugs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
The country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions, billions are being spent on a new island airport, the government spends billions to protect Fawghouta from a disaster that is one in a million, and organ donation rates have hit a new low. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fawghouta's national animal is the Ox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secularonistas.
Fawghouta is ranked 144,200th in the world and 4th in Axixican Confederation for Most Stationary, with 183.39594512652 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Fawghouta's influence in Axixican Confederation fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Enforcer".
- : Following new legislation in Fawghouta, organ donation rates have hit a new low.
- : Following new legislation in Fawghouta, the government spends billions to protect Fawghouta from a disaster that is one in a million.
- : Following new legislation in Fawghouta, billions are being spent on a new island airport.
- : Following new legislation in Fawghouta, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions.
- : Fawghouta was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Following new legislation in Fawghouta, traveller camps regularly block five-lane superhighways.
- : Fawghouta was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Fawghouta, molehills are the only mountains deemed safe enough for the public.
- : Following new legislation in Fawghouta, ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain.