The Nuclear-Communist Empire of Federal Republic of Western Germany is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Comrade Kate with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.495 billion Federal Germans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Munich. The average income tax rate is 73.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Federal German economy, worth 301 trillion German Crowns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 120,911 German Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Comrade Kate's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army, Comrade Kate has more friends than ever before, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, and the police strictly enforce off-limit zones for tourists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Federal Republic of Western Germany's national animal is the Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Communism.

Federal Republic of Western Germany is ranked 2,680^th in the world and 1^st in Prona for Most Secular, with 99.05 Atheism Rate.