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Rudest Citizens: 170thMost Valuable International Artwork: 413thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 431st
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Federation of Sarawak

Population4.884 billion

FaithRadiation Appreciator

CurrencySuspicious White Crust
Animalour inhabitants

The 🔫🤡Reality Fears Me of Federation of Sarawak is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its vat-grown people, compulsory military service, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 4.884 billion inhabitants live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Defense, Education, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Law & Order and International Aid aren't funded at all. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient inhabitant economy, worth a remarkable 1,263 trillion Suspicious White Crusts a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 258,736 Suspicious White Crusts, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,038,566 per year while the poor average 43,194, a ratio of 24.0 to 1.

Foreign despots proudly bandstand on inhabitant airwaves, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high, and Federation of Sarawak's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Federation of Sarawak's national animal is the our inhabitants, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Radiation Appreciator.

Federation of Sarawak is ranked 12,444th in the world and 3rd in Aozora for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,452.05 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Rudest Citizens: 170thMost Valuable International Artwork: 413thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 431stMost Armed: 677thMost Scientifically Advanced: 770thMost Avoided: 830thHighest Disposable Incomes: 911thHighest Crime Rates: 923rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,160thFattest Citizens: 1,273rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,451stMost Secular: 1,642ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,788thLargest Retail Industry: 1,910thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,911thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,035thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,090thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,134thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,489thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,536thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,591stLargest Mining Sector: 2,745thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,190thHighest Average Incomes: 3,191stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,649thSmartest Citizens: 4,772ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,408thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 12,484thHighest Economic Output: 14,459thLargest Gambling Industry: 15,926thMost Pro-Market: 18,623rdLargest Insurance Industry: 23,759th
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionNudest: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the region

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