The Most Serene Republic of Feelonia is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.95 billion Feelonians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. The average income tax rate is 74.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Feelonian economy, worth 176 trillion Hair balls a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 90,298 Hair balls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work, Feelonians submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card, and the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Feelonia's national animal is the Siamese Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None established.

Feelonia is ranked 110,795^th in the world and 2,479^th in The North Pacific for Largest Populations, with 1.95 billion Capita.