Population | 15.546 billion |
Capital | Malta |
Leader | Bobby Fisher |
Faith | Chess |
Currency | peso |
Animal | horse |
The Empire of Felix Mann is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Bobby Fisher with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 15.546 billion Felix Mannians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Malta. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Felix Mannian economy, worth a remarkable 4,079 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Retail, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 262,409 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains, cruel and unusual punishments are being crowdsourced, the number of children one can have is restricted by law, and artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Felix Mann's national animal is the horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Chess.
Felix Mann is ranked 8,268th in the world and 6th in Kantrias for Most Stationary, with 2,601.52724474372 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Felix Mann, artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common.
- : Following new legislation in Felix Mann, the number of children one can have is restricted by law.
- : Felix Mann was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in Felix Mann, cruel and unusual punishments are being crowdsourced.
- : Following new legislation in Felix Mann, the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains.
- : Following new legislation in Felix Mann, Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues.
- : Following new legislation in Felix Mann, recapturing giraffes is proving to be a tall order.
- : Following new legislation in Felix Mann, twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes.
- : Following new legislation in Felix Mann, genetic screening weeds out citizens whose legs don't bend easily at the knee.
- : Following new legislation in Felix Mann, new arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark.