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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 175thLargest Black Market: 750thMost Subsidized Industry: 810th
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Pride and Industry
Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Felix Mann

Population15.546 billion

CapitalMalta
LeaderBobby Fisher
FaithChess

Currencypeso
Animalhorse

The Empire of Felix Mann is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Bobby Fisher with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 15.546 billion Felix Mannians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Malta. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Felix Mannian economy, worth a remarkable 4,079 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Retail, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 262,409 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains, cruel and unusual punishments are being crowdsourced, the number of children one can have is restricted by law, and artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Felix Mann's national animal is the horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Chess.

Felix Mann is ranked 8,268th in the world and 6th in Kantrias for Most Stationary, with 2,601.52724474372 days.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 175thLargest Black Market: 750thMost Subsidized Industry: 810thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,072ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,275thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,364thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,669thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,772ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,861stHighest Poor Incomes: 2,935thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 3,848thMost Efficient Economies: 3,994thHighest Average Incomes: 4,567thHighest Economic Output: 4,604thLargest Governments: 4,735thLargest Mining Sector: 4,974thLowest Crime Rates: 5,217thMost Secular: 5,258thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,388thNudest: 6,613thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,679thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,964thMost Stationary: 8,268thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,318thFattest Citizens: 9,037thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,204thMost Influential: 11,849thRudest Citizens: 12,917thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,978thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 19,203rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21,454thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,925thLargest Publishing Industry: 22,523rdLargest Populations: 25,267th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionNudest: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 12th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 19th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 19th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20th in the regionMost Developed: 24th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 25th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 25th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Felix Mann, artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common.
  • : Following new legislation in Felix Mann, the number of children one can have is restricted by law.
  • : Felix Mann was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Felix Mann, cruel and unusual punishments are being crowdsourced.
  • : Following new legislation in Felix Mann, the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains.
  • : Following new legislation in Felix Mann, Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues.
  • : Following new legislation in Felix Mann, recapturing giraffes is proving to be a tall order.
  • : Following new legislation in Felix Mann, twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes.
  • : Following new legislation in Felix Mann, genetic screening weeds out citizens whose legs don't bend easily at the knee.
  • : Following new legislation in Felix Mann, new arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark.

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