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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,705thFattest Citizens: 6,885thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,485th
The Council of Losers of
Psychotic Dictatorship
🐟🐟🐠
Blackheart Bobby
Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

FENS Pathetic

Population10.182 billion

CapitalPort Sorrows
LeaderBlackheart Bobby
FaithPoormeism

Currencydollar
Animalleopard

The Council of Losers of FENS Pathetic is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Blackheart Bobby with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 10.182 billion FENS Patheticians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Sorrows. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57.1%.

The frighteningly efficient FENS Pathetician economy, worth a remarkable 1,022 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,376 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 294,095 per year while the poor average 27,022, a ratio of 10.9 to 1.

Etiquette guides advise visitors to 'grovel gracefully', there is a heavy social stigma attached to e-cigarettes, exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles, and asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FENS Pathetic's national animal is the leopard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Poormeism.

FENS Pathetic is ranked 191,267th in the world and 4th in FENS Baltimore for Most Stationary, with 59.37223283508 days.

Top
5%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,705thFattest Citizens: 6,885thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,485thMost Ignorant Citizens: 7,673rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,494thMost Secular: 9,651stLargest Mining Sector: 9,761stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,150thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,405thTop
10%
Largest Black Market: 15,779thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,593rdSafest: 19,608thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 26,807thMost Subsidized Industry: 27,906thMost Cultured: 28,945thHighest Economic Output: 29,388th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : FENS Pathetic's influence in FENS Baltimore rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : FENS Pathetic's influence in FENS Baltimore rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".
  • : FENS Pathetic was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : FENS Pathetic's influence in FENS Baltimore fell from "Enforcer" to "Dealmaker".
  • : FENS Pathetic was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : FENS Pathetic was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : FENS Pathetic's influence in FENS Baltimore fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Enforcer".
  • : FENS Pathetic altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in FENS Pathetic, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.
  • : Following new legislation in FENS Pathetic, exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles.

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