The Kingdom of Fiel Bardulia is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 5.078 billion Fiel Bardulians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fiel Bardulian economy, worth 595 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 117,338 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, the army spends more time producing 'romantic videos' than actually training soldiers, and glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fiel Bardulia's national animal is the Sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Fiel Bardulia is ranked 14,707^th in the world and 780^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 8,840.91 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.