The Candlewhisper Archive Puppet of Finalanswer Archive is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Omega Zak with an iron fist, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, ban on automobiles, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.091 billion Zaarchiveans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lastplace. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Finalanswer Archivean economy, worth a remarkable 3,396 trillion Last Resorts a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Retail and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 211,060 Last Resorts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

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