The Brotherhood of Financis is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Scythe Ulysses with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 8.768 billion Knightguards have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hidden Valley. The average income tax rate is 72.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Brotherhood economy, worth a remarkable 1,122 trillion Chips a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 128,023 Chips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Hawks are considered a delicacy, indigenous tribal elders can be recognised by their designer watches and expensive suits, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, and any machine that shows any glimmer of intelligence is scrapped for parts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Financis's national animal is the Hawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is History.

Financis is ranked 84,424^th in the world and 1^st in Vegas for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.94 law-abiding acts per hour.