The Kingdom of Firenation91 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Hades with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.208 billion Firenation91ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell central. The average income tax rate is 76.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Firenation91ian economy, worth 829 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 258,656 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Rural Firenation91ians stare in awe at the bright lights of the big cities, recent events have left citizens both shaken and stirred, corporations have to consult a fifty-page "sanctions spreadsheet" to determine which countries they are allowed to do business with, and the fate of the world literally rests on Hades's fingers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Firenation91's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is fire worshiper's.

Firenation91 is ranked 17,353^rd in the world and 483^rd in The East Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 67.53 Quips Per Hour.