The Kingdom of Firenation91 is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Hades with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, keen interest in outer space, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.573 billion Firenation91ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell central. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Firenation91ian economy, worth 625 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 243,230 pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 718,945 per year while the poor average 64,673, a ratio of 11.1 to 1.

Things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, the WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, and the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Firenation91's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is fire worshiper's.

Firenation91 is ranked 4,203^rd in the world and 113^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 112.66 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.