The Kingdom of Firenation91 is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 807 million Firenation91ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of hades. The average income tax rate is 44.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Firenation91ian economy, worth 119 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 147,783 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping, and maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Firenation91's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Firenation91 is ranked 144,823^rd in the world and 5,627^th in The East Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 10.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.