The State of Fiyre is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Commissioner with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 15.949 billion Fiyreans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The strong Fiyrean economy, worth 806 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 50,578 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 325,984 per year while the poor average 3,170, a ratio of 102 to 1.

The government is reining in public spending, Fiyre has designated Westminster as its capital city, Commissioner has just been declared ruler of Fiyre in an international press conference, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Fiyre's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Fiyre is ranked 288,952^nd in the world and 9^th in Windsor for Lowest Crime Rates, with 34.23 law-abiding acts per hour.