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Most Patriotic: 13thHighest Poor Incomes: 16thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19th
The True Divine Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
I know what's best for you
The Almighty Lord Flandarz Dragmire
Influence
Auxiliary
Horticulturalist and Pastry Chef
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Flandarz

Population16.171 billion

CapitalDragmire's Fortress
LeaderThe Almighty Lord Flandarz Dragmire
FaithDragmirism

CurrencyFlanmire
Animalhuman

The True Divine Empire of Flandarz is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Almighty Lord Flandarz Dragmire with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, disturbing lack of elderly people, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.171 billion Flandarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dragmire's Fortress. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Flandish economy, worth an astonishing 11,360 trillion Flanmires a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 702,550 Flanmires, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign converts are illuminated by both missionaries and helicopter searchlights, the banshee wail foretells skies of death, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, and even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flandarz's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dragmirism.

Flandarz is ranked 11,987th in the world and 4th in Gypsy Lands for Most Stationary, with 2,083.8340135676 days.

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Most Patriotic: 13thHighest Poor Incomes: 16thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21stMost Devout: 32ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 38thLowest Crime Rates: 66thHealthiest Citizens: 72ndBest Weather: 90thLargest Information Technology Sector: 91stMost Corrupt Governments: 94thHighest Average Incomes: 99thLargest Black Market: 122ndMost Beautiful Environments: 172ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 258thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 343rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 353rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 361stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 438thMost Advanced Public Education: 465thHighest Average Tax Rates: 549thLargest Governments: 551stSmartest Citizens: 584thHighest Economic Output: 616thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,188thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,255thMost Authoritarian: 2,359thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,415thMost Income Equality: 2,695thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,816thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,059thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,337thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,296thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,467thMost Conservative: 8,827thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,082ndMost Stationary: 11,987thMost Influential: 12,394thMost Developed: 14,798thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 15,388thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,823rdMost Efficient Economies: 19,418thMost Extreme: 21,610thLargest Populations: 23,520th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Flandarz, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.
  • : Following new legislation in Flandarz, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
  • : Following new legislation in Flandarz, the banshee wail foretells skies of death.
  • : Following new legislation in Flandarz, foreign converts are illuminated by both missionaries and helicopter searchlights.
  • : Following new legislation in Flandarz, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?".
  • : Following new legislation in Flandarz, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists.
  • : Following new legislation in Flandarz, when shaking hands with foreign leaders The Almighty Lord Flandarz Dragmire wears an armoured gauntlet.
  • : Following new legislation in Flandarz, it is firmly believed that cameras steal souls.
  • : Following new legislation in Flandarz, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Flandarz, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes.

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