by Max Barry

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Most Authoritarian: 13thMost Conservative: 37thMost Income Equality: 74th
The Finite Campsite of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Seriously, does my lawn look curved to you?
Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Flat Earth

Population45.166 billion

Currencypancake
Animalsidewalk end

The Finite Campsite of Flat Earth is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 45.166 billion Flat Earthians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Flat Earthian economy, worth 171 trillion pancakes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Trout Farming, Furniture Restoration, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 3,788 pancakes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military spending is on the increase and the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flat Earth's national animal is the sidewalk end, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Flat Earth is ranked 8,522nd in the world and 8th in Bad Science for Most Stationary, with 2,589.68936343108 days.

Top
1%
Most Authoritarian: 13thMost Conservative: 37thMost Income Equality: 74thMost Extreme: 82ndLargest Populations: 246thTop
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Most Influential: 5,968thMost Ignorant Citizens: 6,460thMost Stationary: 8,522ndTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 24,264thMost Pacifist: 25,952nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Flat Earth was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Flat Earth was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Flat Earth was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Flat Earth was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Flat Earth was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Flat Earth was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Flat Earth was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Flat Earth was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Flat Earth was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Flat Earth was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.

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