The Kingdom of Fleshbird is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Lord Fleshbird with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 6.587 billion Fleshbirdians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Great Roost. The average income tax rate is 77.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Fleshbirdian economy, worth 480 trillion Miloes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,009 Miloes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay, and the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru. Crime is totally unknown. Fleshbird's national animal is the lumpy brown rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Witchcraft.

Fleshbird is ranked 50,695^th in the world and 19^th in Krillin for Lowest Crime Rates, with 73.97 law-abiding acts per hour.