The Serene Empire of Forktoon is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Empress Katherine Of Forkadia I with a fair hand, and renowned for its digital currency, anti-smoking policies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.055 billion Forktoonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Forksland. The average income tax rate is 70.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Forktoonian economy, worth 296 trillion Electronic Fork Credits a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 144,525 Electronic Fork Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies, ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips, and gossip magazines are more interested in astrological stars than celebrity ones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Forktoon's national animal is the Fork, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Cult Of Forks.

Forktoon is ranked 12,647^th in the world and 368^th in The East Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,414.4 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.