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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5,622ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,853rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23,829th
The Protectorate of
Corporate Bordello
Fac ut vivas
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Fort Pee Pee

Population349 million

AnimalPepe the Frog

The Protectorate of Fort Pee Pee is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 349 million Zoomers are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny government prioritizes Welfare, although Defense, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.

The very strong Zoomer economy, worth 20.6 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Average income is 59,136 Bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Fort Pee Pee's national animal is the Pepe the Frog.

Fort Pee Pee is ranked 5,622nd in the world and 5th in Republic of Conservative Nations for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 6,249.03 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5,622ndTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,853rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23,829th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 9th in the region

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