Population | 2.493 billion |
Capital | Lungsod sa Pato |
Currency | Putain |
Animal | Duck |
The Most Serene Republic of Frappadingue is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 2.493 billion Frappadingueans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lungsod sa Pato. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Frappadingish economy, worth 167 trillion Putains a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 67,128 Putains, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, sex changes are routinely performed at Frappadingue's hospitals, and sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frappadingue's national animal is the Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Frappadingue is ranked 205,264th in the world and 5,351st in Balder for Most Stationary, with 41.43009154028 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Frappadingue, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside.
- : Following new legislation in Frappadingue, sex changes are routinely performed at Frappadingue's hospitals.
- : Following new legislation in Frappadingue, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
- : Following new legislation in Frappadingue, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients.
- : Following new legislation in Frappadingue, turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius'.
- : Following new legislation in Frappadingue, workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year.
- : Following new legislation in Frappadingue, people wouldn't be seen dead without their guns.
- : Following new legislation in Frappadingue, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security.
- : Following new legislation in Frappadingue, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch.
- : Following new legislation in Frappadingue, Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned.