The Constitutional Monarchy of Free Azell is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by King Jeremy with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The cynical population of 5.065 billion Free Azellians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Albany. The average income tax rate is 85.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Free Azellian economy, worth 373 trillion rupees a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 73,724 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history, the new Swan Supremacy Party is faring well in the polls, police are trained in using their steel-capped boots as a tool of law enforcement, and clergy never mention brand names for fear of losing their government subsidies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Azell's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Free Azell is ranked 82,312th in the world and 114th in Conch Kingdom for Most Primitive, scoring -2.21 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
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Free Azell was endorsed by
The Federation of Aerospace And Freedom.
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Free Azell was endorsed by
The Kingdom of Locotima.
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Free Azell endorsed
The Federation of Aerospace And Freedom.
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Free Azell endorsed
The Democratic Republic of Matesz.
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Free Azell endorsed
The Dictatorship of North Star Halcyon.
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Free Azell endorsed
The Empire of The Red Swan.
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Free Azell endorsed
The Rogue Nation of Gargun.
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Free Azell endorsed
The Federation of Ienia.
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Free Azell endorsed
The Kingdom of Locotima.
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Free Azell endorsed
The Republic of Boettger.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 65 » Duby,
Socialist Platypus,
Charville,
Kursibar,
Hubdova,
Deblar,
Nova Briton,
Pervincia,
Hamptoria,
Aelandi,
Gatorstan,
Balan Bar,
Space Nudists,
The Spook Who Sat By The Door,
GibmeMoney,
BadBitchVille,
Saint Killebrew,
GreatBritannia,
Liberto-Ancapistan,
The Free City of Nelson,
Primis Tenebris,
The sovereign provinces of Mesha,
The Psittacines,
Erithian,
Devonigondwana,
United Cyber Tech,
Cle Brait,
Wakaru,
Werstonal,
Ciapore,
Terra Valor,
Seolia,
Nibelia,
Loveable Dogs,
Xavier The 1,
Creditopia,
Hockeyyekcoh,
Oktadonia,
Eastern Starbowie,
Fichnoman,
Cern Calba,
Cyzixraqab,
Kensaland,
Stustu,
Saraai,
Sweola,
El Blurkistan,
Kurczak Mielony,
Zuelong,
Ziroxeut, and 15 others.
Suryadweep Islands,
Nueva Rico,
Untied States of Matter,
Cramboria,
Redamia,
The Orange Microwaves,
Covoicotheval,
Kliffoj,
Swiss Hommousionopia,
Great Luirokitanea,
Vivenxistan,
United States Of Florida,
Arctua,
Locotima, and
Aerospace And Freedom.