The Constitutional Monarchy of Free Azell is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Jeremy with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, daily referendums, and ubiquitous missile silos. The quiet, industrious population of 3.539 billion Free Azellians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Albany. The average income tax rate is 73.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Free Azellian economy, worth 291 trillion rupees a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 82,295 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-rupee mansions, troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist, lending money has become a major liability, and there is no other place with more lab coats per square mile than former houses of worship. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Azell's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Free Azell is ranked 9,965^th in the world and 21^st in Conch Kingdom for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 54.76 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.