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Most Influential: 892ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,240thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,345th
The Constitutional Monarchy of
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Free Azell

Population5.065 billion

LeaderKing Jeremy


The Constitutional Monarchy of Free Azell is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by King Jeremy with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The cynical population of 5.065 billion Free Azellians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Albany. The average income tax rate is 85.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Free Azellian economy, worth 373 trillion rupees a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 73,724 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history, the new Swan Supremacy Party is faring well in the polls, police are trained in using their steel-capped boots as a tool of law enforcement, and clergy never mention brand names for fear of losing their government subsidies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Azell's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Free Azell is ranked 82,312th in the world and 114th in Conch Kingdom for Most Primitive, scoring -2.21 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Influential: 892ndTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,240thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,345thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,315thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,661stMost Advanced Public Education: 12,129thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,577thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,702ndLargest Welfare Programs: 13,339thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,708thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,465thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,907thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,896thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,995thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,173rdMost Beautiful Environments: 22,732ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,906thLowest Crime Rates: 22,914thMost Cultured: 23,210thMost Inclusive: 23,351stMost Developed: 23,540thLargest Governments: 24,129thLargest Publishing Industry: 24,241st
Most Influential: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15th in the regionMost Stationary: 16th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 21st in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 23rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 31st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 34th in the regionLargest Populations: 35th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 39th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 40th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 42nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 43rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 43rd in the region

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