The Most Serene Republic of Free Las Pinas is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, otherworldly petting zoo, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 359 million Las Piñeroes hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Piñeapolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Las Piñero economy, worth 42.8 trillion Philippine Pesos a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 119,204 Philippine Pesos, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

It is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away", fifty years of pension funds can disappear in half a second, all astronauts are hot twenty-something models selected because they have 'the right stuff', and a shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Free Las Pinas's national animal is the Bright Philippine Pegasus, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Free Las Pinas is ranked 27,290^th in the world and 392^nd in 10000 Islands for Most Developed, scoring 75.91 on the Human Development Index.