The Culture of Free Socialism is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by a loose-knit group of concerned Minds with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 45.894 billion Culture citizens are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Social Policy, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Free Socialism Orbital. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Culture economy, worth an astonishing 28,211 trillion resources a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 614,699 resources, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bins outnumber trees in city parks, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon, and high school band practice is often crashed by technicolor-clad ravers. Crime is totally unknown. Free Socialism's national animal is the Worker Ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is atheism.

Free Socialism is ranked 292,142^nd in the world and 5^th in Anticapitalist Alliance for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -43.93 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.