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Most Stationary: 901stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,145thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,620th
The Democratic People's Republic of
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If we screw it, they will come.
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Free Somalian Llamas

Population23.866 billion

CapitalTiger's Wood
LeaderDaniel

Currencysacajewea
Animaltiger woods' harem

The Democratic People's Republic of Free Somalian Llamas is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Daniel with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 23.866 billion Free Somalian Llamasians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tiger's Wood. The average income tax rate is 81.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Free Somalian Llamasian economy, worth a remarkable 3,113 trillion sacajeweas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 130,452 sacajeweas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, the entire entry for Free Somalian Llamas in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless', the Free Somalian Llamas Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, and engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Somalian Llamas's national animal is the tiger woods' harem, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Free Somalian Llamas is ranked 235,548th in the world and 8,152nd in The East Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 4.53 Obesity Rate.

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Most Stationary: 901stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,145thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,620thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,785thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,138thMost Pacifist: 2,167thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,382ndTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 2,622ndMost Cultured: 3,239thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,739thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,117thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,280thHighest Economic Output: 4,574thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,612thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,618thSmartest Citizens: 4,849thLargest Populations: 4,885thNicest Citizens: 5,331stSafest: 5,362ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,675thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,671stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,871stMost Inclusive: 11,420thTop
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Most Influential: 12,051stHighest Poor Incomes: 12,123rdLargest Governments: 12,443rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,371stLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,828thBest Weather: 14,178thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,655thHighest Average Incomes: 19,623rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,036thMost Secular: 20,073rdLowest Crime Rates: 21,115thMost Developed: 21,828th
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Most Stationary: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 29th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 31st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 33rd in the regionLargest Populations: 39th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 55th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 69th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 75th in the regionMost Pacifist: 78th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 84th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 87th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 112th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 114th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 138th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 143rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 159th in the regionSafest: 164th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 165th in the regionNicest Citizens: 179th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 262nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 270th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 274th in the regionLargest Governments: 349th in the regionMost Inclusive: 379th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 380th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 396th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 425th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 440th in the regionBest Weather: 448th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 586th in the regionMost Influential: 622nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 635th in the regionMost Developed: 675th in the regionMost Secular: 697th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Free Somalian Llamas was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Somalian Llamas, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?".
  • : Following new legislation in Free Somalian Llamas, the Free Somalian Llamas Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Somalian Llamas, the entire entry for Free Somalian Llamas in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Somalian Llamas, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth.
  • : Free Somalian Llamas was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Free Somalian Llamas was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Somalian Llamas, ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Somalian Llamas, tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Somalian Llamas, the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free.

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