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Most Stationary: 952ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,238thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,716th
The Democratic People's Republic of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
If we screw it, they will come.
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
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Free Somalian Llamas

Population22.217 billion

CapitalTiger's Wood
LeaderDaniel

Currencysacajewea
Animaltiger woods' harem

The Democratic People's Republic of Free Somalian Llamas is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Daniel with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 22.217 billion Free Somalian Llamasians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tiger's Wood. The average income tax rate is 80.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Free Somalian Llamasian economy, worth a remarkable 2,700 trillion sacajeweas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,557 sacajeweas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate, and power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky. Crime is totally unknown. Free Somalian Llamas's national animal is the tiger woods' harem, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Free Somalian Llamas is ranked 155,634th in the world and 5,907th in The East Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 24.33 on the Rand Index.

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Most Stationary: 952ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,238thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,716thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,865thTop
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Most Pacifist: 2,081stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,092ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,170thHealthiest Citizens: 2,505thMost Cultured: 3,150thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,733rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,764thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,121stMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,335thSmartest Citizens: 4,728thHighest Economic Output: 4,963rdLargest Populations: 4,983rdNicest Citizens: 5,164thSafest: 5,506thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,575thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,375thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,557thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,012thTop
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Most Inclusive: 10,343rdHighest Poor Incomes: 11,602ndMost Influential: 11,744thBest Weather: 11,809thLargest Governments: 12,006thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,235thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,843rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,599thMost Secular: 19,618th
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Most Stationary: 19th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 31st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 34th in the regionLargest Populations: 40th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 43rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 64th in the regionMost Pacifist: 73rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 75th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 76th in the regionMost Cultured: 79th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 83rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 104th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 130th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 134th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 150th in the regionSafest: 157th in the regionNicest Citizens: 166th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 185th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 216th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 227th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 242nd in the regionLargest Governments: 303rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 325th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 347th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 365th in the regionBest Weather: 366th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 375th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 405th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 422nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 618th in the regionMost Influential: 624th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 628th in the regionMost Secular: 651st in the regionMost Developed: 694th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Free Somalian Llamas, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Somalian Llamas, the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Somalian Llamas, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Somalian Llamas, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming.
  • : Free Somalian Llamas was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Somalian Llamas, dancing with your first cousin is a misdemeanor.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Somalian Llamas, billions of sacajeweas are spent to take high-quality photos of the Tiger Woods' Harem Nebula.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Somalian Llamas, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Somalian Llamas, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Somalian Llamas, recreational drug businesses are regularly pruned if they grow above the maximum legal size.

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