The Russian Federative Republic of Free sovereign Soviet socialist republic is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tzar Yakcrovich the 2nd with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.831 billion Russians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, well-organized government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 76.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Free sovereign Soviet socialist republician economy, worth 350 trillion Rubles a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 72,574 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

An extra hand on the leg will give a horse-and-a-half of lead in a hundred jiffies on seven furlongs, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Free sovereign Soviet socialist republician radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity, and people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free sovereign Soviet socialist republic's national animal is the Russian Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Free sovereign Soviet socialist republic is ranked 17,819^th in the world and 556^th in The East Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,942.68 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.