The Russian Federative Republic of Free sovereign Soviet socialist republic is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Tzar Yakcrovich the 2nd with an iron fist, and notable for its punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.957 billion Russians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Defense, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 71.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Free sovereign Soviet socialist republician economy, worth 310 trillion Rubles a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,363 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

An extra hand on the leg will give a horse-and-a-half of lead in a hundred jiffies on seven furlongs, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Free sovereign Soviet socialist republician radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity, and people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free sovereign Soviet socialist republic's national animal is the Russian Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Free sovereign Soviet socialist republic is ranked 191,419^th in the world and 7,490^th in The East Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -10.1 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.