The Soviet Republic of Free Stalliongrad is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by General Secretary Altidiya Revoltsova with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 8.371 billion Stalliongradians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stalliongrad. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Stalliongradian economy, worth a remarkable 1,584 trillion Stalliongradian bits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 189,258 Stalliongradian bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mouldy bread is served as an appetizer in many restaurants, public intoxication has decreased ever since fraternities were banned, ghost regiments exist only on paper, and listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Stalliongrad's national animal is the Pony Worker, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Marksist Communism.

Free Stalliongrad is ranked 4,852^nd in the world and 4^th in Pony Lands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 117.2 law-abiding acts per hour.