The Epic Gamer Moment of Free State Of Ancapistan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Jeff Bezos with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, zero percent divorce rate, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 1.822 billion Ancapistanians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Moneysburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Ancapistanian economy, worth 243 trillion BitCoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 133,616 BitCoins, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

It is typical to be greeted by a string of curse words in Ancapistanian restaurants, the newest shade developed by Free State Of Ancapistan's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange', pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, and burgers often list "miscellaneous meats" in their ingredients. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Free State Of Ancapistan's national animal is the Dodo Bird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Free State Of Ancapistan is ranked 214,352^nd in the world and 8,954^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 234.48 on the Societal Mobility Rating.