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Most Authoritarian: 4,069th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,026th Most Corrupt Governments: 7,838th
The United Sovjeta Republicjas of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Influence
Instigator
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Free Toast

Population850 million

CapitalToast City
LeaderLejine

CurrencyJinejor
AnimalSeal

The United Sovjeta Republicjas of Free Toast is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lejine with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, avowedly heterosexual populace, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 850 million Toast are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toast City. The average income tax rate is 69.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Toastian economy, worth 84.2 trillion Jinejors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is 99,027 Jinejors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Academics are questioning the quality of the nation's newly-reprinted science textbooks, NationStates is now a popular brand of laxatives despite Max Barry's protests, it is said that a Toastian woman's work is never done, and many believe that Lejine's head is big enough for the sun to orbit around it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Toast's national animal is the Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Free Toast is ranked 71,106th in the world and 33rd in Lezra for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 72.22 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

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Most Authoritarian: 4,069thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,026thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,838thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8,871stLowest Crime Rates: 9,198thMost Extreme: 9,211thMost Conservative: 10,601stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,029thMost Devout: 11,103rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,544thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,805thMost Influential: 17,111th
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Most Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Free Toast voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Severisen".
  • : Following new legislation in Free Toast, many believe that Lejine's head is big enough for the sun to orbit around it.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Toast, it is said that a Toastian woman's work is never done.
  • : Free Toast's influence in Lezra rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".
  • : Free Toast lodged a message on the Lezra Regional Message Board.
  • : Free Toast lodged a message on the Lezra Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Toast, NationStates is now a popular brand of laxatives despite Max Barry's protests.
  • : Free Toast lodged a message on the Lezra Regional Message Board.
  • : Free Toast's influence in Lezra fell from "Instigator" to "Contender".
  • : Free Toast lodged a message on the Lezra Regional Message Board.

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