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Most Authoritarian: 3,380th Most Conservative: 4,108th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,097th
The Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Our lives they can take, our honor they can not
Influence
Negotiator
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
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Free Toast

Population497 million

CapitalToast City

CurrencyReijcsbread
AnimalSeal

The Empire of Free Toast is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its closed borders, triple-decker prams, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 497 million Toasts are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toast City. The average income tax rate is 82.6%.

The strong Toastian economy, worth 48.6 trillion Reijcsbreads a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. Average income is 97,767 Reijcsbreads, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The justice of Free Toast is considered superior to that of other nations, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles distance from the National Science Park, there's a hole in the heart of every Toastian city, and sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Toast's national animal is the Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Free Toast is ranked 98,510th in the world and 44th in Lezra for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 402.11 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Most Authoritarian: 3,380thMost Conservative: 4,108thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,097thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,943rdMost Extreme: 7,617thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 8,286thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,353rdMost Devout: 8,596thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,052ndMost Corrupt Governments: 11,242ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,817thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,449thLargest Governments: 13,676thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,765th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionMost Conservative: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 6 » Balticonia, Bakka and Rex Liberation Front, Old Utopia, North Haverbrook2, Telders, and Psunam.

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