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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 168th Most Avoided: 215th Largest Information Technology Sector: 221st
The Fanatical Federation of
New York Times Democracy
Live Free or Die Trying
First Freeman
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Freedom Fascists

Population22.447 billion

LeaderFirst Freeman

CurrencyFreedom Units
Animaltyrannosaurus rex

The Fanatical Federation of Freedom Fascists is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by First Freeman with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, anti-smoking policies, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 22.447 billion Freedom Fascistsians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freetown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Freedom Fascistsian economy, worth a remarkable 5,854 trillion Freedom Units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 260,798 Freedom Units, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

An increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare, and there are no more heroes any more. Crime is totally unknown. Freedom Fascists's national animal is the tyrannosaurus rex, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Freedom Fascists is ranked 168,747th in the world and 6,281st in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 21.59 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 168thMost Avoided: 215thLargest Information Technology Sector: 221stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 274thMost Stationary: 410thMost Efficient Economies: 542ndSmartest Citizens: 559thLargest Retail Industry: 601stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 780thRudest Citizens: 782ndLargest Mining Sector: 955thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 973rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,009thHighest Economic Output: 1,033rdFattest Citizens: 1,045thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,083rdMost Influential: 1,291stMost Secular: 1,459thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,591stTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 1,829thMost Inclusive: 2,017thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,433rdHighest Average Incomes: 2,498thLargest Black Market: 2,928thMost Cultured: 3,155thLargest Populations: 3,856thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,309thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,388thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,429thLargest Governments: 4,782ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,162ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,626thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,559thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 12,499thNudest: 14,342ndMost Armed: 15,019thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,012th
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 11th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 13th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 13th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 14th in the regionFattest Citizens: 15th in the regionRudest Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 24th in the regionLargest Populations: 26th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 32nd in the regionMost Secular: 34th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 44th in the regionLargest Black Market: 46th in the regionMost Influential: 48th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 58th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 65th in the regionMost Cultured: 65th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 69th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 71st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 76th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 85th in the regionLargest Governments: 104th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 120th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 126th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 236th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 266th in the regionNudest: 283rd in the regionTop
Most Armed: 334th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 403rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 627th in the region

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