The Fanatical Federation of Freedom Fascists is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by First Freeman with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 25.776 billion Freedom Fascistsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freetown. The average income tax rate is 52.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Freedom Fascistsian economy, worth a remarkable 7,976 trillion Freedom Units a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 309,448 Freedom Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, and social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks. Crime is totally unknown. Freedom Fascists's national animal is the tyrannosaurus rex, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Freedom Fascists is ranked 26,110^th in the world and 698^th in The East Pacific for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 11,031.95 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.