The Fanatical Federation of Freedom Fascists is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by First Freeman with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 26.768 billion Freedom Fascistsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freetown. The average income tax rate is 63.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Freedom Fascistsian economy, worth a remarkable 8,621 trillion Freedom Units a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 322,077 Freedom Units, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, the mob vote is a crucial electoral demographic, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, and blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic. Crime is totally unknown. Freedom Fascists's national animal is the tyrannosaurus rex, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Freedom Fascists is ranked 993^rd in the world and 20^th in The East Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 61.06 Obesity Rate.