The Fanatical Federation of Freedom Fascists is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by First Freeman with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 26.333 billion Freedom Fascistsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freetown. The average income tax rate is 57.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Freedom Fascistsian economy, worth a remarkable 8,299 trillion Freedom Units a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 315,181 Freedom Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Psychiatrists bizarrely accompany First Freeman to meetings with foreign heads of state, insolent whistleblowers receive their just desserts on deserted isles, children must make a homemade spinach and ricotta rotolo by high school or be held back, and the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies. Crime is totally unknown. Freedom Fascists's national animal is the tyrannosaurus rex, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Freedom Fascists is ranked 1,006^th in the world and 21^st in The East Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 2,914 trillion Standard Monetary Units.