The Fanatical Federation of Freedom Fascists is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by First Freeman with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, anti-smoking policies, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 22.447 billion Freedom Fascistsians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freetown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Freedom Fascistsian economy, worth a remarkable 5,854 trillion Freedom Units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 260,798 Freedom Units, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

An increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare, and there are no more heroes any more. Crime is totally unknown. Freedom Fascists's national animal is the tyrannosaurus rex, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Freedom Fascists is ranked 168,747^th in the world and 6,281^st in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 21.59 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.