The United Kingdom of Freesland is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working population of 25.606 billion Freeslanders are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 14.1%.

The strong Freeslander economy, worth 996 trillion guilders a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 38,921 guilders, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is compulsory, education and welfare spending are on the rise, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, and the government is slowly introducing social welfare programs. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Freesland's national animal is the dolphin.

Freesland is ranked 183,266^th in the world and 45^th in Terranova for Most Pacifist, with 56.21 cheeks turned per day.