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Most Valuable International Artwork: 200thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,416thHighest Crime Rates: 2,417th
The Supreme Commander of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
If you want to kiss a funky beagle...
@frenchy (supreme command)
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Frenchy II

Population5.238 billion


CurrencyTechnical Foul
AnimalFunky Beagle

The Supreme Commander of Frenchy II is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Frenchy with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, irreverence towards religion, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5.238 billion Ohioans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Columbus. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.2%.

The all-consuming Ohioan economy, worth 478 trillion Technical Fouls a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 91,389 Technical Fouls, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 307,750 per year while the poor average 20,106, a ratio of 15.3 to 1.

The nation leads Lily in per capita stalking, most mothers are forced to quit their jobs to care for infants, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property, and the government is constantly playing a game of four-dimensional economic chess with health insurance firms. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Frenchy II's national animal is the Funky Beagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catgirls.

Frenchy II is ranked 38,720th in the world and 5th in Lily for Rudest Citizens, with 78.76 Insults Per Minute.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 200thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,416thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 2,417thLargest Retail Industry: 5,586thMost Secular: 7,088thMost Avoided: 10,689thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,258thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,495thMost Armed: 11,747thTop
Largest Black Market: 14,568thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14,660thMost Ignorant Citizens: 15,518thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,984thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,297thFattest Citizens: 20,921stMost Corrupt Governments: 22,015thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23,879th
Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the region

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