Population | 4.106 billion |
Capital | Laptypus |
Leader | Golin Dlus |
Faith | Gasodoor |
Currency | Friant Pence |
Animal | Santoshi |
The Valued Democracy of Frian San Lot is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Golin Dlus with an even hand, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, free-roaming dinosaurs, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 4.106 billion Frian San Lotians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Laptypus. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.6%.
The powerhouse Frian San Lotian economy, worth 392 trillion Friant Pence a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,524 Friant Pence, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 281,936 per year while the poor average 25,451, a ratio of 11.1 to 1.
An epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth, Frian San Lotians suffer not the eggplant emoji to live, people who have lived their entire lives in Frian San Lot are shocked to discover that they are not citizens, and 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frian San Lot's national animal is the Santoshi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gasodoor.
Frian San Lot is ranked 282,874th in the world and 575th in The Funian Puppet Region for Fattest Citizens, with 5.88 Obesity Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Frian San Lot, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists.
- : Following new legislation in Frian San Lot, people who have lived their entire lives in Frian San Lot are shocked to discover that they are not citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Frian San Lot, Frian San Lotians suffer not the eggplant emoji to live.
- : Following new legislation in Frian San Lot, an epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth.
- : Following new legislation in Frian San Lot, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries.
- : Following new legislation in Frian San Lot, endangered species are effective hostages against the Frian San Lotian military.
- : Following new legislation in Frian San Lot, government popup ads are springing up like weeds.
- : Following new legislation in Frian San Lot, balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists.
- : Following new legislation in Frian San Lot, former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades.
- : Following new legislation in Frian San Lot, some say Golin Dlus has gone MAD after authorizing the development of apocalyptic biological weapons.