The Haiku and Bourbon Lover of Fuentana is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Baron Comte von Fontaine IV with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.787 billion Fuentanans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spring City. The average income tax rate is 88.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fuentanan economy, worth 340 trillion Fantas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,028 Fantas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic, vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes, body doubles and armed bodyguards escort witnesses to and from courtrooms, and the election for Baron Comte von Fontaine IV's office's janitor is heating up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fuentana's national animal is the domestic cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Postmodern Catholic Paulinism.

Fuentana is ranked 199,569^th in the world and 5,634^th in the West Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -13.64 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.