The Democratic States of Fumafuma is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Calvin Cordozar Broadus Jr with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.78 billion Fumafumen love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Snoop Town. The average income tax rate is 43.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Fumafuman economy, worth 101 trillion lobos a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,865 lobos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Federal Council of Fumafuma has been announced as the new Head of State, there's no such thing as bad publicity, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', and judicial torture is outsourced overseas. Crime is totally unknown. Fumafuma's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ganja.

Fumafuma is ranked 100,191^st in the world and 3,488^th in the West Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,396.03 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.