The Kingdom of Gallaecia Regnum is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Breogán with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.711 billion Gallaecians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Campoestrela. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Gallaecia Regnumian economy, worth a remarkable 3,137 trillion Caralloes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 177,165 Caralloes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Gallaecia Regnumian weed picker are way up, factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, and standing on a chair to reach a top shelf is seen as evidence of narcissistic personality disorder. Crime is totally unknown. Gallaecia Regnum's national animal is the Xabarín, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gallaecia Regnum is ranked 6,718^th in the world and 334^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 109.48 law-abiding acts per hour.