The Join the Darkness of GDNomaD is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by GDNomaD with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.922 billion GDNomaDians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Deep Dark. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse GDNomaDian economy, worth 426 trillion GDCoinS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 86,715 GDCoinS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

It's best to decline if GDNomaD offers to buy a round of drinks, a stitch in time could see you serving nine, drug-related crimes carry the death penalty, and sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GDNomaD's national animal is the Scull, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Evilism.

GDNomaD is ranked 69,735^th in the world and 11^th in The Vincence Empire for Lowest Crime Rates, with 70.1 law-abiding acts per hour.