by Max Barry

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Most Subsidized Industry: 450thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 681stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,542nd
The Awkward Adages of
Moralistic Democracy
you mount the short-eared ass
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Population5.224 billion

LeaderJagino Zuperedosno

Animalyellow-billed swan

The Awkward Adages of Geektopia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Jagino Zuperedosno with an even hand, and notable for its closed borders, public floggings, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 5.224 billion Kwandoites are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mordecai. The average income tax rate is 76.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Geektopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,128 trillion cryptos a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 215,981 cryptos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

The people's love for Jagino Zuperedosno is little more than self-preservation, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters, for just a few extra cryptos Kwandoites can get new driving records with their new cars, and bargain-hunting is considered unpatriotic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geektopia's national animal is the yellow-billed swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Math.

Geektopia is ranked 181,092nd in the world and 431st in Europeia for Fattest Citizens, with 9.01 Obesity Rate.

Most Subsidized Industry: 450thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 681stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,542ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,955thMost Efficient Economies: 2,379thTop
Largest Black Market: 2,573rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,882ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,038thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,074thMost Avoided: 3,308thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,558thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,624thMost Devout: 3,670thHighest Average Incomes: 5,386thRudest Citizens: 5,624thMost Influential: 5,725thLargest Retail Industry: 5,764thLargest Mining Sector: 6,166thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,460thLargest Insurance Industry: 7,017thNudest: 7,122ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,359thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,153rdMost Developed: 11,154thTop
Largest Governments: 12,686thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,605thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,622ndSmartest Citizens: 15,212thHighest Economic Output: 16,279thLowest Crime Rates: 16,928thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,938thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,412thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 19,850thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,936th
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Black Market: 14th in the regionMost Avoided: 15th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18th in the regionNudest: 19th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 20th in the regionMost Devout: 22nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 22nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 25th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 37th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 39th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 44th in the regionRudest Citizens: 47th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 48th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 49th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 65th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 65th in the region

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