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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 609thMost Subsidized Industry: 654thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,451st
The Theo-Democratic Monarchy of
Iron Fist Consumerists
alright, we're heading out.
Googondolda-dusudecex
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Geektopia

Population3.586 billion

CapitalMordecai
LeaderGoogondolda-dusudecex
FaithGoogology

Currencycryptos
Animalyellow-billed swan

The Theo-Democratic Monarchy of Geektopia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Googondolda-dusudecex with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.586 billion Kwandoites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mordecai. The average income tax rate is 60.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Geektopian economy, worth 635 trillion cryptos a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 177,159 cryptos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else, carpal tunnel syndrome is on the rise, babysitters are a thing of the past, and citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geektopia's national animal is the yellow-billed swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Googology.

Geektopia is ranked 190,823rd in the world and 8,296th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -273.4 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 609thMost Subsidized Industry: 654thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,451stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,820thTop
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Most Avoided: 2,666thMost Efficient Economies: 3,319thLargest Black Market: 3,514thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,278thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,375thMost Devout: 4,619thMost Influential: 5,488thLargest Retail Industry: 5,994thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,244thLargest Mining Sector: 6,838thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,338thHighest Average Incomes: 8,710thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 12,592ndHighest Poor Incomes: 13,673rdMost Developed: 14,036thLargest Insurance Industry: 14,875thHighest Disposable Incomes: 14,916thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,358thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,369thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,018thMost Conservative: 19,593rdSmartest Citizens: 19,907th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 36th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 43rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 57th in the regionMost Avoided: 83rd in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 129th in the regionMost Devout: 185th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 202nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 206th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 235th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 251st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 278th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 302nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 416th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 430th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 525th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 591st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 639th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 681st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 758th in the regionMost Developed: 766th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 853rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 857th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Geektopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens, Highest Poor Incomes, and Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in Geektopia, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims.
  • : Following new legislation in Geektopia, babysitters are a thing of the past.
  • : Following new legislation in Geektopia, carpal tunnel syndrome is on the rise.
  • : Geektopia resigned from the World Assembly.
  • : Geektopia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Integrity in Law Enforcement".
  • : Following new legislation in Geektopia, strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else.
  • : Following new legislation in Geektopia, banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse.
  • : Geektopia changed its national motto to "alright, we're heading out.".
  • : Geektopia was endorsed by The Kingdom of Rozarus.

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