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Largest Welfare Programs: 850thMost Influential: 968thMost Pacifist: 1,102nd
The Democratic Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
No, Wait, Come Back
Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Superb

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Get Away From Me

Population7.563 billion

CapitalPaczki
LeaderChristmas Powers

Currencybaht
Animalelephant

The Democratic Republic of Get Away From Me is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Christmas Powers with a fair hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.563 billion Get Awayians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paczki. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The all-consuming Get Awayan economy, worth 953 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 126,114 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Millions of Get Awayians are excellent swimmers, hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead", the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast, and recognizing the Get Awayan flag qualifies you for citizenship. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Get Away From Me's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Get Away From Me is ranked 4,989th in the world and 305th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 108.65 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 850thMost Influential: 968thMost Pacifist: 1,102ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,134thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,174thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,228thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,318thMost Inclusive: 1,361stNicest Citizens: 1,361stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,593rdSafest: 1,982ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,034thTop
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Best Weather: 2,135thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,533rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,606thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,812thHealthiest Citizens: 2,991stHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,549thMost Cultured: 4,233rdSmartest Citizens: 4,616thLowest Crime Rates: 4,989thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,419thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,521stLargest Governments: 5,639thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,822ndLargest Publishing Industry: 7,650thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,091stNudest: 10,038thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 11,042ndMost Developed: 11,936thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,514thMost Income Equality: 13,624thHighest Economic Output: 17,620thMost Secular: 18,502ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,396thHighest Average Incomes: 20,067th
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Most Influential: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 43rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 48th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 51st in the regionMost Inclusive: 52nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 56th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 59th in the regionNicest Citizens: 61st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 65th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 103rd in the regionBest Weather: 105th in the regionSafest: 110th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 114th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 123rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 132nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 149th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 157th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 198th in the regionMost Cultured: 213th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 234th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 297th in the regionLargest Governments: 301st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 305th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 322nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 349th in the regionNudest: 368th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 377th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 416th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 440th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 528th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 587th in the regionMost Developed: 692nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 720th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Get Away From Me's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Get Away From Me was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Following new legislation in Get Away From Me, recognizing the Get Awayan flag qualifies you for citizenship.
  • : Following new legislation in Get Away From Me, the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast.
  • : Following new legislation in Get Away From Me, hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead".
  • : Get Away From Me's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Get Away From Me was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Get Away From Me, millions of Get Awayians are excellent swimmers.
  • : Following new legislation in Get Away From Me, policy reversals are more often graceful demi-détournés than u-turns.
  • : Following new legislation in Get Away From Me, criminal rehabilitation takes place in re-education centers.

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