|Leader||Seyyed Ali Sharooz|
The Republic of Gilakistan is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Seyyed Ali Sharooz with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.928 billion Gilaks are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salqudabad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Gilakistanian economy, worth 610 trillion Gilakistani Rials a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 208,621 Gilakistani Rials, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 675,328 per year while the poor average 48,666, a ratio of 13.9 to 1.
Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, and self-driving cars occasionally mow down pedestrians to avoid inconveniencing passengers. Crime is totally unknown. Gilakistan's national animal is the Dolphine, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Islam.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Gilakistan, self-driving cars occasionally mow down pedestrians to avoid inconveniencing passengers.
- : Following new legislation in Gilakistan, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.
- : Following new legislation in Gilakistan, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers.
- : Following new legislation in Gilakistan, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume.
- : Following new legislation in Gilakistan, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls.
- : Following new legislation in Gilakistan, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel.
- : Following new legislation in Gilakistan, business leaders commend the government for enacting an emissions reduction strategy that reduces no Gilakistanian emissions at all.
- : Following new legislation in Gilakistan, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more.
- : Following new legislation in Gilakistan, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings.
- : Following new legislation in Gilakistan, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank.
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