The Modified Giovanniland Flag of Gio Farm 131 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, prohibition of alcohol, and parental licensing program. The cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.283 billion Gio Farm 131ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 65.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Gio Farm 131ian economy, worth 890 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,564 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Gio Farm 131ians suffer not the eggplant emoji to live, acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse, aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted, and young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gio Farm 131's national animal is the farmer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Gio Farm 131 is ranked 101,038th in the world and 87th in Giovanniland for Safest, scoring 82.25 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
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Gio Farm 131, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 131, aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted.
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 131, acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse.
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 131, Gio Farm 131ians suffer not the eggplant emoji to live.
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 131, the transit system is throwing poor people under the bus.
- : Gio Farm 131 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed, Highest Poor Incomes, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Largest Black Market, and Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Gio Farm 131's influence in Giovanniland rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Gio Farm 131 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 131, the aphorism "there's no need to argue" has been dismissed by Gio Farm 131ians.
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 131, scientists are not permitted to ask questions.
