The Modified Giovanniland Flag of Gio Farm 142 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its smutty television, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.319 billion Gio Farm 142ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Gio Farm 142ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,140 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Tourism, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 137,061 cards, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.
There's a bright dawn ahead for Gio Farm 142, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines, women across the country are tying the knot, and prison is a nightmare. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gio Farm 142's national animal is the farmer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Gio Farm 142 is ranked 15,646th in the world and 53rd in Giovanniland for Most Patriotic, with 53.11 flags saluted per person per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Gio Farm 142, prison is a nightmare.
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 142, women across the country are tying the knot.
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 142, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines.
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 142, there's a bright dawn ahead for Gio Farm 142.
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 142, burning yourself alive is not okay but starving and whipping yourself is fine.
- : Gio Farm 142 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 142, the Man in the Plastic Mask has been imprisoned in the Capital Penitentiary.
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 142, sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor.
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 142, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war.
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 142, late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards.
