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Largest Insurance Industry: 1,533rdLargest Mining Sector: 5,431stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,614th
The Wicked Woodpecker of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Card Farming
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Gio Farm 21

Population8.911 billion

Currencycard
Animalfarmer

The Wicked Woodpecker of Gio Farm 21 is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.911 billion Gio Farm 21ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Gio Farm 21ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,373 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 154,178 cards, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

The official Gio Farm 21ian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses, and retired racing farmers are served truffles for breakfast. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gio Farm 21's national animal is the farmer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Gio Farm 21 is ranked 86,923rd in the world and 18th in Giovanniland for Most Stationary, with 526.88273223928 days.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 1,533rdTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 5,431stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,614thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,641stNudest: 7,931stLargest Black Market: 7,971stMost Devout: 14,496thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 14,899thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,946thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,360thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,913thHighest Disposable Incomes: 17,646thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,472ndHighest Economic Output: 19,908thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,999thHighest Average Incomes: 20,708thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21,438thMost Patriotic: 21,803rdMost Developed: 23,496th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 12th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14th in the regionNudest: 14th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Populations: 17th in the regionMost Stationary: 18th in the regionMost Devout: 23rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23rd in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 30th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 55th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Gio Farm 21 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Gio Farm 21's influence in Giovanniland rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Gio Farm 21 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Gio Farm 21 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 21, retired racing farmers are served truffles for breakfast.
  • : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 21, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses.
  • : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 21, videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular.
  • : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 21, the official Gio Farm 21ian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.
  • : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 21, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life.
  • : Gio Farm 21 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.

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