by Max Barry

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Most Secular: 8,383rdNudest: 8,487thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,694th
The Lustrous Leaves of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Card Farming
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Gio Farm 60

Population8.537 billion

Currencycard
Animalfarm

The Lustrous Leaves of Gio Farm 60 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its enslaved workforce, state-planned economy, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.537 billion Gio Farm 60ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 71.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gio Farm 60ian economy, worth 986 trillion cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 115,512 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Scenic beaches are now protected by massive concrete walls, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, a murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career, and talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gio Farm 60's national animal is the farm, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Gio Farm 60 is ranked 86,954th in the world and 73rd in Giovanniland for Most Stationary, with 527.87023855172 days.

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Most Secular: 8,383rdNudest: 8,487thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,694thMost Patriotic: 9,809thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,312thLargest Black Market: 12,559thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,783rdLargest Retail Industry: 14,517thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 16,954thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,051stMost Developed: 24,027thMost Corrupt Governments: 25,580thMost Conservative: 26,015th
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Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13th in the regionMost Secular: 14th in the regionNudest: 19th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 24th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 26th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 31st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 46th in the regionFattest Citizens: 52nd in the regionLargest Governments: 53rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Gio Farm 60's influence in Giovanniland rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 60, talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction.
  • : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 60, a murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career.
  • : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 60, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
  • : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 60, scenic beaches are now protected by massive concrete walls.
  • : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 60, old fossils give the tours at the parliamentary museum.
  • : Gio Farm 60 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 60, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 60, citizens are constantly disappointed to find their nuisance neighbours are still alive.
  • : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 60, the immigration office has an express line for people bringing cash in briefcases.

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