Population | 10.019 billion |
Capital | Giovannia |
Leader | King Giovanni VI |
Faith | Violetism |
Currency | Abrio |
Animal | Lavender Macaw |
The Kingdom of Giovanniland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Giovanni VI with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 10.019 billion Giovannilandians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Giovannia. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Giovannilandian economy, worth a remarkable 6,064 trillion Abrios a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 605,343 Abrios, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,423,620 per year while the poor average 8,702, a ratio of 623 to 1.
The government thinks Giovannilandians can achieve social cohesion by drinking soda together, where there's smoke there's the Giovannilandian Forestry Department, a few people seem to spend their whole time complaining, and sweet-toothed Giovannilandians have been left penniless by the VAT on candy. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Giovanniland's national animal is the Lavender Macaw, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Violetism.
Giovanniland is ranked 307,347th in the world and 4,201st in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 1.77 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Giovanniland was endorsed by The Bureaucratic Divergence of Overthinkers.
- : Giovanniland was endorsed by The Serene Sanctuary of The Holy Principality of Saint Mark.
- : Giovanniland lodged a message on the The West Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Giovanniland was endorsed by The More Surveillance Than State of Varanius.
- : Giovanniland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
- : Giovanniland endorsed The More Surveillance Than State of Varanius.
- : Giovanniland endorsed The Snarky Solar Observer of Bhang Bhang Duc.
- : Giovanniland endorsed The Serene Sanctuary of The Holy Principality of Saint Mark.
- : Giovanniland endorsed The Weedlord of Dilber.
- : Giovanniland endorsed The Bureaucratic Divergence of Overthinkers.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 3 » Varanius, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, and Overthinkers.