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Highest Poor Incomes: 2,819th Lowest Crime Rates: 3,784th Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,887th
The Holy Frozen Purple Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Sun Rituals are extremely forbidden.
Crown Prince Remus Raewyn
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population5.27 billion

LeaderCrown Prince Remus Raewyn
FaithDramoon Zyonnism

Animalzombie giant

The Holy Frozen Purple Empire of Glacikaldr is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Crown Prince Remus Raewyn with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, digital currency, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.27 billion Glacikaldrians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dal'Kaldera. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Glacikaldrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,100 trillion crimins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 208,870 crimins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Monarchs only get custody of the royal crown on holidays and weekends, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts, and deli patrons examine their roast beef for undetonated explosives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Glacikaldr's national animal is the zombie giant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dramoon Zyonnism.

Glacikaldr is ranked 51,486th in the world and 2,697th in the Rejected Realms for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

Highest Poor Incomes: 2,819thLowest Crime Rates: 3,784thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,887thLargest Governments: 3,899thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,688thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,890thMost Developed: 4,891stHighest Average Incomes: 5,031stMost Corrupt Governments: 5,041stHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,227thHealthiest Citizens: 5,579thMost Efficient Economies: 6,084thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,338thMost Influential: 6,352ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,625thSmartest Citizens: 6,647thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,704thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,729thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,752ndMost Secular: 8,039thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,092ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,243rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,321stTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 8,503rdBest Weather: 8,664thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,887thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,027thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,220thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,266thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,661stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,817thMost Cultured: 11,168thMost Inclusive: 11,911thLargest Retail Industry: 12,212thHighest Economic Output: 13,044thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,759thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,125th
Highest Poor Incomes: 76th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 85th in the regionLargest Governments: 95th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 98th in the regionMost Developed: 113th in the regionMost Influential: 115th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 115th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 120th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 130th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 132nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 134th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 142nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 143rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 147th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 150th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 153rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 180th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 188th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 191st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 192nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 193rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 194th in the regionMost Secular: 197th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 198th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 201st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 210th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 211th in the regionBest Weather: 211th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 214th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 234th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 240th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 251st in the regionMost Cultured: 264th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 284th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 302nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 462nd in the region

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