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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,943rd Largest Insurance Industry: 3,911th Most Secular: 5,097th
The Republic of
Moralistic Democracy
To be or not to be
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Gluponija

Population641 million

CapitalPamtikurevo

Currencyprcalo
Animaldonkey

The Republic of Gluponija is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, enslaved workforce, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed population of 641 million Gluponijans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pamtikurevo. The average income tax rate is 65.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Gluponijan economy, worth 62.0 trillion prcaloes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 96,713 prcaloes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Widespread voter apathy has been credited to allegations that all candidates are puppets of Leader, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations, constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths, and airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gluponija's national animal is the donkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gluponija is ranked 151,129th in the world and 5,858th in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 46.62 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,943rdLargest Insurance Industry: 3,911thMost Secular: 5,097thMost Influential: 5,307thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 15,574thMost Pacifist: 16,370thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,100th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 96th in the regionMost Secular: 154th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 284th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 351st in the regionMost Influential: 384th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 407th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 462nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 513th in the regionMost Pacifist: 531st in the regionMost Developed: 533rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 554th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 555th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 589th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 595th in the regionSafest: 601st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 616th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gluponija, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path.
  • : Following new legislation in Gluponija, constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths.
  • : Following new legislation in Gluponija, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations.
  • : Following new legislation in Gluponija, widespread voter apathy has been credited to allegations that all candidates are puppets of Leader.
  • : Gluponija was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Gluponija, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy.
  • : Gluponija endorsed The Armed Republic of The United Neo American Union.
  • : Gluponija was endorsed by The Armed Republic of The United Neo American Union.
  • : Following new legislation in Gluponija, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation.
  • : Following new legislation in Gluponija, having skeletons in one's closet is no longer just a macabre idiom.

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