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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 76th Most Influential: 550th Most Inclusive: 1,608th
The United Regions of
Left-Leaning College State
Come for the sights. Stay for the robots.
daily nationwide polling
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population5.547 billion

Leaderdaily nationwide polling

Currencygalactic unit

The United Regions of Glurponia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by daily nationwide polling with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working population of 5.547 billion Glurpons enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gleamingville. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Glurpone economy, worth 870 trillion galactic units a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 156,907 galactic units, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, and tourists call Glurpone beach towns "the fine coastline". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Glurponia's national animal is the tarrasque, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Homestuck.

Glurponia is ranked 3,120th in the world and 173rd in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 94.89 on the Human Development Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 76thMost Influential: 550thMost Inclusive: 1,608thTop
Most Pacifist: 1,737thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,828thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,943rdSafest: 2,292ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,473rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,522ndNicest Citizens: 2,587thHealthiest Citizens: 3,016thMost Developed: 3,120thRudest Citizens: 3,406thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,496thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,614thBest Weather: 3,665thSmartest Citizens: 3,877thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,084thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,193rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4,275thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,293rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,709thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,711thMost Secular: 4,939thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,017thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,022ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,114thLargest Governments: 5,585thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,821stLowest Crime Rates: 6,997thMost Cultured: 8,030thTop
Nudest: 9,271stHighest Average Incomes: 11,145thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,079thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,081stMost Efficient Economies: 12,741stMost Stationary: 15,656thHighest Economic Output: 16,762nd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 65th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 87th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 101st in the regionMost Inclusive: 108th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 113th in the regionSafest: 117th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 137th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 151st in the regionNicest Citizens: 156th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 166th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 167th in the regionMost Developed: 173rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 175th in the regionMost Influential: 181st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 184th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 193rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 196th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 200th in the regionBest Weather: 204th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 210th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 218th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 232nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 239th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 240th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 243rd in the regionMost Secular: 265th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 270th in the regionLargest Governments: 273rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 292nd in the regionNudest: 303rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 338th in the regionMost Stationary: 388th in the regionMost Cultured: 390th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 489th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 529th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 545th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 634th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 652nd in the regionLargest Populations: 797th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 832nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Glurponia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Following new legislation in Glurponia, tourists call Glurpone beach towns "the fine coastline".
  • : Following new legislation in Glurponia, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
  • : Following new legislation in Glurponia, tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Glurponia, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs.
  • : Following new legislation in Glurponia, it's normal to start working life with crippling financial debt.
  • : Following new legislation in Glurponia, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Glurponia, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads.
  • : Glurponia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Glurponia, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 450 » El Fiji Grande, Sinelona, Territorio di Nessuno, Alunya, Shibutani, Shin-Hachioji, Prydania, Destructive Government Endorsing System, The Rhein States, Fayyayid, Elder Realms, Yaorozu, Great Bights Mum, Pasargad, Kasazzastan, 1 very fast endotarter, Loutsland, Corfad, Ethnon, Koda-Land, Kwaj, Sil Dorsett, Notyoutopia, Test for a new hope, Lazadonil, Omnistria, Sundred, Frances Francis the First of France, Constantinolia, Amauri, Joodey, Zozanio, Fararabistan, Malta Comino Gozo, Xentherida, Napnomadia, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Potatolandium, Steampunk Ariel, Wilkshire, New Pruessen, Maott, The Bureaucratic Territories, Federation Terra Australis, Selfgradatude, Amerian States, Ibiscaton, Unsophisticate, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Shadowrik, and 400 others.Trillius, Sunto, Dar es Saalam, Kulgatha, Spartoptia, Guer Aike, Dreadton, SORT, Pleroma Sans Romans, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Torakuen, Makersaulache, Chukstik Illahi, PlanetPunk, Wineclaw, Holy Oranz, Acrabinnia, Black Templares, Bonjoura, Former English Colony, Idumetala, Alice Gardens, Moisus, Cors Evia, Siwale, Camarthen, Aratani, Advancia-Sizzletown, Aetulia, Manticore utopia, Fizban, Lemonbiscuits, Sacrento, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Walter Jackson, Cloydicia, New Bremerton, Abiswashyo-bhumi, The Iron Lions, Ice and Tinian, North Bratislava, Ammurp Stecdoodastal, Abject Ludicrosity, Alpinea, Analomink, Blackphir, Anna Airters, The Most Freedom Ever, Antiyard, BrightFutures, Babacar, Azzarel, Zumlandia, Banabistan, Zokk, Esplandia, Arquan, Arimbia, ZimRobwe, Valhalla123, Axstahl, Jasminlandia, Bangtan Sonyeondan Suga, Bananaaaaa, Montarc, Foraldn, British Pacific Islands, Breduria, Daiz, Bojacks and Jills, Beta Centauri B3, Bananoonza, Moubarakistan, Free Culture, Centromuria, Central Ryal, Chilean 1st Reich, Humptalumpta, Cobrakia, Dopeland420, Drusselstein, Gilakistan, Ikea Rike, Helix Labs, Choistan, East Supple Lund, Hatakulamatakatak, David Davidson, California but Worse, Diodone, Fascist Democracy, Xzavia-Hjar, Enworbia, Indiana Hoosier nation, Holy Marcus Empire, French Bananastan, Heken, Brettenia, Detrivania, Aroa, Yukti, Ilisseia, Cinnibar, Calamazo, Empy, Misuvelia, Independent Halls, Lower Nubia, Get Away From Me, Lorigia, Kanlidia, Kolorland, Lamuell, Kuveria, Miamington, Landnovia, Kubrostavsria, Necromonia, Elianzonia, Longsword01, Minuda, New Austra, Felacia, Magorostan, Moose repupblic, LostLegion, Meso Land, Dadastan Archipelago, United Draconia, Elestrum, Karazan, Ieprus, Hileville, Venezuelia, JAOECW536, Kalatona, Marmiedon, Kalimora Aire, Neo Hungarica, Dicko, Felpolandia, New Caeitanordia, Newpromisedland, Kromi, Nordic-British Union, Northern Glory, Revolutionary Sealand, North Armatas, Partax, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, New Pacifian Territory, San Xavier, PembrokeLand, The Lucky but Unfortunate Wanderers, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Scouria, Panama Coalition, Orado, The Sinclarian Provinces, The Seven Shed Skins, Mesherica, Sunaiya, Republic remmnant, The Windmilluminati, The English Alliance, Orven, The Discipled, Novaray, The Jerichowan Country, Newam, The Union of Workers Councils, Nakayo, The West United States, The Austro Germanic Union, Island States of Skelldia, Solidair, Mazuri, Debussy, The Panamanian Union, New Dele, Rydeum, Old Emporia, Phoronu, Planes, Western Vapia, United States of Americanas, Wunderstrafanstalt, Yemet, Sea Ghost, Kenatara, New Trisone, Keelut, Pomur, Yugobatania, Marxist Luxembourg, Romania-Moldavia, Vincone Cae, Virillum, Steraz, Warsaw-Halicz, Troopersorder66, Saint Alaric, United Asgardian States, VNA, Pauliestien, Australente, Union of Austria-Hungary, Wooleystan, Nuova Belgica, Dylanana, Vexilia, Republic of New Atlantis, Pinguioris, East Wushen, Phualand, Tianqing, Ostrolia, Subjugators, Willifusland, United States of Medford, Egalico, Viridiann, Ever dark, The AP Republic, Pradovnia, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Jefffliu, Wisconsota, Spunkland, Tarr-Nation, Marcoz0, Haor Chall, Utopicican, Changjo, Outer Egorniand, Thoven, Bearical, Catopia2, Taehsitara Island, Ischyri Thelis, Sockmanland, The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness, Zankioa, Great Javadwipa, -United Earth-, Saturns Edge, Heminaw, United Kahndaq, New Phyrreus, Alesya, Elgaland-Vargaland, Rkainjel, The Soviet States of Europe, Eastalandia, Runeda, Odrinia, Cuyan, Orenmark, Sirdsomer, New Lakemba, Seenvorland, Concordare, The Tampa Bay Rays, Lindsaystan, Zeternia, Tamgu, New Flos, Dramanian, New Octicarg, Juggernautilus, Lanterkint, Pallaith, PotatoFarmers, Bidragistan, Vernest Quill, Lesbian Femdom, Duerrlewang, Victoriaans Nederlands, McMasterdonia, General COE, Miruma, Randbourne, Tmth, Wimborne, Preble, VietAnhland, Delmak, The O C, Freyford, Tellavinna, DarMassalit, San Gavino, Styrica, Nguvu na Kiburi, Tsandonown, Gooood Tiiimes, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Fredericksborg, The Stratosphere Islands, Contani, Solskjar, Pria Kus Eutstan, Union of the Oriental States, Illderia, Maselia, Malabor Tor, Nouvelle-Floride, National Goats, Galionix, U S Eh, The Real Ram Ranch, Guslantis, Pheonisland, Ivy Rekkia, Pollos Othe, New Hanktopia, Ponantine, Alusten, Racoda, Ozstan, Futurae Vitae, The Nation that will win Soops for 9003, Gnomewatchers, Kaschovia, Yewbow, Kingdom Of Manaf, Eteles, Francois Isidore, Avenged Sevenfoldia, Bati Slaples, Castle Federation, Loli County, Clan Spaniel, Fel Imass, Leonfire, Lendara, Arkaudia, The Republic of the Senate of the Trees, Neworva, Slytheria Reformed, The New Enclave Of The Wasteland, Serendipita Martia, Quentiam Viventem, Gondigams, The Empire of the Clarence, Ereena, NabMex, I Anixi, Iceland People, Unprintable Initiator, Atrot, Altamonte, Russilina, McDonaldsland, Romal, Federalania, Nord Elros, Koryohan, Nothru Lerple, Prevaland, The Column Fellows, Aningem Atron, Oprressotopia, Sanit Aiden, Nueva Guerrera, Kappacon, Angshire, Nikhilesh23, Iceria, Kranostav, Volenruud, Zecit, Equinoctial States, New Holloway, 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