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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 161stMost Influential: 359thMost Secular: 478th
The Tri-Planetary Coalition of
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Glurponia

Population8.876 billion

CapitalNorth Mars
LeaderFederal Council
FaithHomestuck

Currencystandardized unit
Animalmonster

The Tri-Planetary Coalition of Glurponia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Federal Council with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.876 billion Glurpons hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of North Mars. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Glurpone economy, worth a remarkable 1,957 trillion standardized units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 220,555 standardized units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state, workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, and a sledgehammer and a spray can are seen as the default tools of political debate. Crime is totally unknown. Glurponia's national animal is the monster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Homestuck.

Glurponia is ranked 984th in the world and 62nd in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 98.34 on the Human Development Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 161stMost Influential: 359thMost Secular: 478thMost Inclusive: 484thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 486thMost Pacifist: 657thMost Compassionate Citizens: 700thLeast Corrupt Governments: 785thNicest Citizens: 786thLargest Information Technology Sector: 884thLargest Welfare Programs: 910thRudest Citizens: 940thMost Developed: 984thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,137thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,138thHealthiest Citizens: 1,140thSafest: 1,144thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,182ndBest Weather: 1,183rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,416thSmartest Citizens: 1,426thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,467thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,595thLargest Governments: 1,731stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,800thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,892ndMost Advanced Public Education: 2,097thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,224thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,317thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,456thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,549thMost Efficient Economies: 2,595thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,621stMost Cultured: 4,148thLowest Crime Rates: 5,001stHighest Average Incomes: 5,003rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,066thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,367thHighest Economic Output: 8,508thNudest: 11,380thTop
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Most Stationary: 12,533rdMost Politically Free: 16,982ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 22,800th
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 24th in the regionMost Secular: 28th in the regionMost Inclusive: 31st in the regionMost Pacifist: 45th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 47th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 50th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 50th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 53rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 55th in the regionNicest Citizens: 56th in the regionMost Developed: 62nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 62nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 67th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 70th in the regionSafest: 72nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 77th in the regionBest Weather: 78th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 82nd in the regionLargest Governments: 89th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 93rd in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 96th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 96th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 97th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 99th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 104th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 105th in the regionMost Politically Free: 113th in the regionMost Influential: 115th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 117th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 132nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 139th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 140th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 149th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 161st in the regionMost Cultured: 215th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 240th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 243rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 263rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 264th in the regionMost Stationary: 267th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 362nd in the regionNudest: 398th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 601st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 658th in the regionLargest Populations: 721st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Glurponia was endorsed by The Kingdom of Odasck.
  • : Glurponia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Kelssek".
  • : Following new legislation in Glurponia, a sledgehammer and a spray can are seen as the default tools of political debate.
  • : Following new legislation in Glurponia, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept.
  • : Glurponia was endorsed by The United States of The Blazeland Administration.
  • : Following new legislation in Glurponia, workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning.
  • : Following new legislation in Glurponia, the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state.
  • : Following new legislation in Glurponia, the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills.
  • : Glurponia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Glurponia, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes.

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