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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 256thMost Influential: 401stLargest Black Market: 3,266th
The Hidden Undergound Lair of
Father Knows Best State
Mood: Purple funk, brains whirling, ready for anything
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Gnomewatchers

Population23.716 billion

CapitalGnomeria
LeaderGnomad

Currencycrown
Animalgarden gnome

The Hidden Undergound Lair of Gnomewatchers is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Gnomad with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, fear of technology, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 23.716 billion Gnomes are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gnomeria. The average income tax rate is 76.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Gnomeian economy, worth a remarkable 2,563 trillion crowns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,086 crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

A fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, and warfare increasingly resembles a video game. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gnomewatchers's national animal is the garden gnome, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Gnomewatchers is ranked 190,477th in the world and 8,953rd in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 73.29 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 256thMost Influential: 401stTop
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Largest Black Market: 3,266thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,066thLargest Populations: 4,100thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,547thHighest Economic Output: 5,279thMost Armed: 5,951stMost Secular: 6,431stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,627thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,938thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 10,303rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,890thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,531stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,367thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,271stMost Corrupt Governments: 15,098thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,367thMost Efficient Economies: 17,257thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,450thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,543rdMost Cultured: 19,571stMost Developed: 19,958th
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Largest Populations: 48th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 112th in the regionMost Influential: 116th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 147th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 158th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 173rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 185th in the regionMost Armed: 212th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 283rd in the regionMost Secular: 348th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 464th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 486th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 497th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 507th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 515th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 622nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 713th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 777th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 833rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 874th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 935th in the regionMost Cultured: 942nd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 372 » Siwale, Aroa, East Supple Lund, Fizban, Steampunk Ariel, Aeolist, Minuda, San Gavino, Vincone Cae, Newpromisedland, Nordic-British Union, Montarc, Vernest Quill, Holy Marcus Empire, Chukstik Illahi, Seenvorland, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Marmiedon, Calamazo, LostLegion, Walter Jackson, Antiyard, Gilakistan, Blackphir, El Fiji Grande, Central Ryal, Arimbia, Tellavinna, Unsophisticate, Pallaith, Eteles, The Sinclarian Provinces, Serendipita Martia, United States of Americanas, Runeda, The Rhein States, Sunaiya, Manticore utopia, The Tampa Bay Rays, Detrivania, Phoronu, VietAnhland, Quentiam Viventem, The Discipled, Orado, Preble, Omnistria, Aetulia, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Pasargad, and 322 others.Solskjar, SORT, Tianqing, Partax, Wilkshire, Malta Comino Gozo, Dicko, Dopeland420, Sunto, Dar es Saalam, United States of Medford, Great Bights Mum, Necromonia, Centromuria, The Austro Germanic Union, Viridiann, Sundred, The Lucky but Unfortunate Wanderers, Corfad, 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