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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 295thMost Influential: 451stLargest Black Market: 3,812th
The Hidden Undergound Lair of
Father Knows Best State
Mood: Purple funk, brains whirling, ready for anything
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Gnomewatchers

Population24.113 billion

CapitalGnomeria
LeaderGnomad

Currencycrown
Animalgarden gnome

The Hidden Undergound Lair of Gnomewatchers is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Gnomad with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 24.113 billion Gnomes are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gnomeria. The average income tax rate is 79.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gnomeian economy, worth a remarkable 2,475 trillion crowns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,678 crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

A fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, and warfare increasingly resembles a video game. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gnomewatchers's national animal is the garden gnome, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Gnomewatchers is ranked 46,014th in the world and 2,153rd in The North Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 1,047.03 milliStalins.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 295thMost Influential: 451stTop
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Largest Black Market: 3,812thLargest Populations: 4,087thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,949thHighest Economic Output: 5,730thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,210thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,418thMost Armed: 6,445thMost Secular: 6,505thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,955thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,272ndMost Advanced Public Education: 9,498thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,096thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,063rdMost Beautiful Environments: 12,529thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,688thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,290thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,562ndMost Corrupt Governments: 16,756thMost Efficient Economies: 17,749thMost Developed: 19,600thMost Cultured: 19,645thLowest Crime Rates: 20,117thLargest Governments: 21,531st
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Largest Populations: 47th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 137th in the regionLargest Black Market: 157th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 167th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 189th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 227th in the regionMost Armed: 246th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 260th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 286th in the regionMost Secular: 356th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 450th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 472nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 486th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 503rd in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 509th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 658th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 658th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 685th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 739th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 858th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 890th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 981st in the regionMost Cultured: 983rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1,008th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 345 » Siwale, East Supple Lund, Fizban, Steampunk Ariel, Aeolist, Minuda, San Gavino, Vincone Cae, Newpromisedland, Nordic-British Union, Montarc, Vernest Quill, Holy Marcus Empire, Chukstik Illahi, Seenvorland, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Marmiedon, LostLegion, Walter Jackson, Antiyard, Gilakistan, Blackphir, El Fiji Grande, Central Ryal, Arimbia, Unsophisticate, Pallaith, The Sinclarian Provinces, Serendipita Martia, United States of Americanas, Runeda, The Rhein States, Manticore utopia, The Tampa Bay Rays, Detrivania, Phoronu, VietAnhland, Quentiam Viventem, The Discipled, Orado, Preble, Omnistria, Aetulia, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Pasargad, Solskjar, SORT, Partax, Wilkshire, Malta Comino Gozo, and 295 others.Dicko, Dopeland420, Sunto, Dar es Saalam, United States of Medford, Great Bights Mum, Necromonia, Centromuria, The Austro Germanic Union, Viridiann, Sundred, Corfad, BrightFutures, McMasterdonia, Free Culture, Ethnon, Koda-Land, Tarr-Nation, Trillius, New Octicarg, Wisconsota, Lemonbiscuits, Advancia-Sizzletown, Dreadton, Habanan, Notyoutopia, The Iron Lions, Glurponia, Yaorozu, The Real Ram Ranch, Empy, Tachycardia, Panama Coalition, The Windmilluminati, Guer Aike, Ataraxia Somnia, Pleroma Sans Romans, The Most Freedom Ever, Shibutani, The Bureaucratic Territories, Kasazzastan, Solmetria, Old Emporia, Dylanana, Wooleystan, Cors Evia, 1 very fast endotarter, The O C, Humptalumpta, Kelvaros Prime, Virillum, Azzarel, Shadowrik, Daiz, Fel Imass, David Davidson, North Bratislava, Clan Spaniel, Karazan, Loutsland, Lorigia, North Armatas, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Ice and Tinian, Potatolandium, Prydania, Valhalla123, Ilisseia, Eri-Maqa-Ena, New Lakemba, Zumlandia, Choistan, Vexilia, Illderia, Island States of Skelldia, Moubarakistan, Soviet Terran, Moanapo, Iceland People, Fascist Democracy, Diodone, Miamington, The AP Republic, Phualand, Palenhold, Independent Halls, Freyford, Revolutionary Sealand, Kingdom Of Manaf, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Wineclaw, The Stratosphere Islands, Joodey, PlanetPunk, Cloydicia, Hospitallar Hydrus, Selfgradatude, Leonfire, Orenmark, Kwaj, Esplandia, Territorio di Nessuno, The Gamer Party, Saint Alaric, United Kahndaq, United Draconia, East Wushen, Avemterra, Holy Oranz, The Galactic Triumvirate, Frances Francis the First of France, Zokk, Xentherida, PotatoFarmers, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Kranostav, United Asgardian States, Kappacon, Zecit, Braghz, Yukti, Pazair, Dabarastan, The Kingdom and Realm of Anubis, TJUN-ia, Rumagna, Zyvetskistaahn, Velon, Maott, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Ravendi, Sil Dorsett, Interdimensional Zone, Fraguale Cothe, New Trisone, Bearical, Zixu, Olofin, Drutopia Insomnia, Anungu, Altivia, Nolambur, Vesuva, Iron Cladia, Ereena, The Teddy, Sile Maungistan, Misthas, Gurou, Nationeer, Fendlium, Praeceps, Valentine Z, Volstokn, Loli County, Napnomadia, Joevala, Alamei, Adehgord, Arlens Apartment, Lucedeia, Singamadri, Wit Noreis, Rad Lads, Austral States of America, New Avian, Heloonia, Nova Arcania, Hamerica, Zupla, Merconitonitopia, Noahs Second Country, Xagill, Godwanna, Universal State Formula, The New Communist Republic Of States, MiaryBhalzhack, The Endless Eventide, New Jamgra, Yokciq Empire, Dakota Territories, South Almyra, Abonland, AAA Provisional Empire, OrbP1, Amblegreserland, Tunofferia, Arquadea, Conteria, The Sansvich, Memenaide, Ausnakulia, Logovets, Schnuftelland, Fredericksborg, Votak Matim, Arztotskiya, Xyrron, Prevaland, Crader, Nisastria, Psychotic Vegans, East Akra, Varola, Aeurithianar, Avastate, Nistriabar, Unshleepd, Hyphen, Free Nation of Hong Kong, The Pantheons, Korovan Isles, Westinor, Zeternia, Astronomical, The Serdey Islands, Fauzjhia, Greater Pittsburgh, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Frostcell, Sikol, Saperisole, Zzozona, Termathe, Former English Colony, I Like Killing people, The Calabash Protectorate, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Asoc lon, Yalgora, Innocentic, Seanat, Simone Republic, Libertania Democratica, Brucklania, Pizza Squared, Arichia, Highton Islands, Nouvelle-Floride, Kocherian, Unimaginable Doom, Madjack, Ihsan, Kragsgale, Xipher, Astal Aavors, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Buckhem, Eastern Cous Empria, Porotia, Andexia, Principia Mathematica, Neu-Galicia, U S Eh, Easternryke, Heilhum Imperius, Draconian Progression, Lulubellia, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Eywaan, Republica Guilleana, Outer Shenendoah, Amprak, Glanst, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Chips and Guac, Navsland, Rozarus, Frahnkzaden, Hardscrabble, Daulatpur, Magna Banitia, A Die, Sopernia, Democratic Republic of Kohland, Boston Castle, Kureizen, Jerzykowo, New Ecronentia, Gorundu, Religioncord, Sardona, Great Robertia, Dai Nippon Yamato, Kazoo Basin, Bankowiata, Pytong, Arloria, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, The Unified Missourtama States, Caffeinetopia, and Ozstan.

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