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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 147th Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,675th Most Influential: 2,301st
The Carefully Hidden Moonbase of
Iron Fist Consumerists
moorangebrainspending
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Gnomewatchers

Population22.07 billion

CapitalGnomeria
LeaderGnomad

Currencycrown
Animalgarden gnome

The Carefully Hidden Moonbase of Gnomewatchers is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Gnomad with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, frequent executions, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 22.07 billion Gnomes are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gnomeria. The average income tax rate is 71.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Gnomeian economy, worth a remarkable 1,958 trillion crowns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 88,733 crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings, the rich tend their gardens inside gated urban farming communities, countless government officials are accused of espionage, and posters on 'Gnomeian Values' advise against being proud of Gnomewatchers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gnomewatchers's national animal is the garden gnome, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Gnomewatchers is ranked 16,454th in the world and 898th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 79.19 on the Human Development Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 147thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,675thTop
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Most Influential: 2,301stLargest Black Market: 3,745thLargest Populations: 4,213thFattest Citizens: 4,546thMost Armed: 6,216thHighest Economic Output: 6,330thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,672ndMost Secular: 7,650thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,124thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,095thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,314thMost Cultured: 14,768thMost Developed: 16,454thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,682nd
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Largest Populations: 49th in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 104th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 122nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 125th in the regionFattest Citizens: 152nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 179th in the regionMost Armed: 229th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 254th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 388th in the regionMost Secular: 395th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 511th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 564th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 643rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 706th in the regionMost Influential: 728th in the regionMost Cultured: 732nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 790th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 864th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gnomewatchers, posters on 'Gnomeian Values' advise against being proud of Gnomewatchers.
  • : Following new legislation in Gnomewatchers, countless government officials are accused of espionage.
  • : Following new legislation in Gnomewatchers, the rich tend their gardens inside gated urban farming communities.
  • : Following new legislation in Gnomewatchers, stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings.
  • : Following new legislation in Gnomewatchers, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving.
  • : Gnomewatchers was endorsed by The Queendom of Eravonia.
  • : Following new legislation in Gnomewatchers, children as young as eight can be found working in factories.
  • : Following new legislation in Gnomewatchers, the skeletons of lost tourists litter the ground of the Great Gnomeian Desert.
  • : Following new legislation in Gnomewatchers, college-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper.
  • : Following new legislation in Gnomewatchers, the dartboard at the Gnomeian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Gnomad's face.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 373 » Siwale, Aroa, Great Javadwipa, East Supple Lund, Fizban, Baldova, Antityranicals, Steampunk Ariel, New Flos, Aeolist, The Reorganized Arctic Territories, Minuda, Enworbia, Concordare, San Gavino, Vincone Cae, Newpromisedland, Elestrum, New Caeitanordia, Nordic-British Union, Montarc, Russilina, Vernest Quill, Holy Marcus Empire, Mercandia, Chukstik Illahi, Jasminlandia, Seenvorland, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Marmiedon, Calamazo, LostLegion, Pinguioris, Walter Jackson, Antiyard, Gilakistan, New Hanktopia, Blackphir, El Fiji Grande, Central Ryal, Arimbia, Tellavinna, Bananoonza, Kalatona, Unsophisticate, Alunya, Pallaith, Eteles, The Sinclarian Provinces, Serendipita Martia, and 323 others.United States of Americanas, Runeda, The Rhein States, Sunaiya, Contani, Manticore utopia, The Tampa Bay Rays, Aezus, Detrivania, Phoronu, Warsaw-Halicz, VietAnhland, Quentiam Viventem, Moisus, The Discipled, The Seven Shed Skins, Delmak, Orado, Preble, Omnistria, Aetulia, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Pasargad, Solskjar, SORT, Babacar, Tianqing, Partax, Tamgu, Wilkshire, Malta Comino Gozo, Dicko, The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness, Wimborne, Dopeland420, Sunto, Dar es Saalam, Pollos Othe, United States of Medford, Penrith, Kenatara, Great Bights Mum, Necromonia, Centromuria, The Austro Germanic Union, Viridiann, PembrokeLand, Sundred, The Lucky but Unfortunate Wanderers, Corfad, Gooood Tiiimes, BrightFutures, Northern Glory, McMasterdonia, Free Culture, Ethnon, Koda-Land, Tarr-Nation, Trillius, Lordelles, New Octicarg, Zupla, Styrica, JAOECW536, Moose repupblic, Wisconsota, Lemonbiscuits, Advancia-Sizzletown, Dreadton, Habanan, Notyoutopia, The Iron Lions, Glurponia, Yaorozu, The Nation that will win Soops for 9003, Kubrostavsria, The Real Ram Ranch, Empy, Holy Alexandrian Empire, Tachycardia, Panama Coalition, Potestasia, The Windmilluminati, Guer Aike, Ataraxia Somnia, Pleroma Sans Romans, Kristalmaan, The Most Freedom Ever, Shibutani, Sockmanland, The 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