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Most Devout: 1,536th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,929th Most Influential: 3,766th
The Holy Theocracy of
Democratic Socialists
In goat we trust
Roberte Boberte Robertson
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population4.532 billion

LeaderRoberte Boberte Robertson


The Holy Theocracy of Goatentah is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Roberte Boberte Robertson with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 4.532 billion Goatentahians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 73.9%.

The powerhouse Goatentahian economy, worth 427 trillion goats a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,367 goats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, the horniness of the great-horned goat is considered a national priority, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, and children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goatentah's national animal is the goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Goatintisam.

Goatentah is ranked 18,322nd in the world and 782nd in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 3,281.95 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most Devout: 1,536thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,929thMost Influential: 3,766thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,448thBest Weather: 10,872ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,769thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,275thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,729thLowest Crime Rates: 14,715thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,021stMost Inclusive: 15,066thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,776thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,685thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,888th
Most Devout: 65th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 361st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 456th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 493rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 513th in the regionBest Weather: 611th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 717th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 782nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 786th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 820th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 865th in the regionMost Inclusive: 869th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 870th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 892nd in the regionLargest Populations: 944th in the region

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