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Most Devout: 1,767th Most Influential: 3,203rd Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,961st
The Holy Theocracy of
Democratic Socialists
In goat we trust
Roberte Boberte Robertson
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Good

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Goatentah

Population4.189 billion

LeaderRoberte Boberte Robertson
FaithGoatintisam

Currencygoat
Animalgoat

The Holy Theocracy of Goatentah is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Roberte Boberte Robertson with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The devout population of 4.189 billion Goatentahians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 73.3%.

The powerhouse Goatentahian economy, worth 359 trillion goats a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,836 goats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

It turns out that money can buy you happiness, the nation's green cities are indeed concrete jungles, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, and politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goatentah's national animal is the goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Goatintisam.

Goatentah is ranked 35,468th in the world and 1,547th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 2,895.74 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Most Devout: 1,767thMost Influential: 3,203rdTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,961stMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,746thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,127thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,312thBest Weather: 13,714thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,945th
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Most Devout: 75th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 336th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 418th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 439th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 576th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 632nd in the regionBest Weather: 759th in the region

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