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Largest Populations: 357thMost Devout: 389thLowest Crime Rates: 1,955th
The Spectacle of
Psychotic Dictatorship
In Goa we trust.
Influence
Negotiator
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Goazedth

Population44.635 billion

CapitalIvets
LeaderMishano
FaithGoaism

Currencysaamo
Animalphoenix

The Spectacle of Goazedth is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mishano with an iron fist, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, prohibition of alcohol, and suspicion of poets. The cynical, humorless, devout population of 44.635 billion Goazi are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Spirituality, with Education, Law & Order, and Defense also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ivets. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Goazic economy, worth a remarkable 5,953 trillion saamoes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 133,373 saamoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tribal villagers hide behind the sofa when missionaries knock at their doors, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, international organisations everywhere are united in their condemnation of the nation's zombified military (Goazedth has found 1 easter egg), and goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goazedth's national animal is the phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Goaism.

Goazedth is ranked 172,048th in the world and 16th in Autropolis for Most Stationary, with 94.1575439058 days.

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Largest Populations: 357thMost Devout: 389thLowest Crime Rates: 1,955thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,052ndHighest Economic Output: 2,428thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,520thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,487thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,846thMost Authoritarian: 3,953rdMost Advanced Public Education: 4,150thLargest Governments: 4,350thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,081stMost Corrupt Governments: 5,392ndLargest Welfare Programs: 5,612thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,324thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,478thMost Conservative: 6,575thMost Pacifist: 7,846thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,980thMost Influential: 8,247thBest Weather: 8,612thMost Developed: 9,495thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,797thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,187thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 15,312thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,524thMost Income Equality: 19,275thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,652ndSmartest Citizens: 21,048thMost Extreme: 25,406thMost Scientifically Advanced: 26,064thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26,457thMost Efficient Economies: 29,048thHighest Average Incomes: 29,383rd
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Goazedth was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Goazedth was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Goazedth, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter.
  • : Following new legislation in Goazedth, international organisations everywhere are united in their condemnation of the nation's zombified military (Goazedth has found 1 easter egg).
  • : Following new legislation in Goazedth, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end.
  • : Following new legislation in Goazedth, tribal villagers hide behind the sofa when missionaries knock at their doors.
  • : Goazedth was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Goazedth's influence in Autropolis fell from "Powerbroker" to "Negotiator".
  • : Goazedth's influence in Autropolis rose from "Sprat" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Goazedth altered its national flag.

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