Population | 8.051 billion |
Capital | Armagh |
Leader | Macha |
Faith | Celtic Paganism |
Currency | Morrigna |
Animal | Horse |
The Matriarchy of Goddess Macha is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Macha with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.051 billion Goddess Machans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Armagh. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Goddess Machan economy, worth a remarkable 1,231 trillion Morrignas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 152,991 Morrignas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, kindergarten teachers with ankle-bracelets are closely supervised by their parole officers, one can wake up in Goddess Macha and have breakfast in Bigtopia, and a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goddess Macha's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Celtic Paganism.
Goddess Macha is ranked 35,264th in the world and 1st in The Goddesses for Most Stationary, with 1,277.90958491512 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Goddess Macha was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
- : Following new legislation in Goddess Macha, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted.
- : Following new legislation in Goddess Macha, one can wake up in Goddess Macha and have breakfast in Bigtopia.
- : Following new legislation in Goddess Macha, kindergarten teachers with ankle-bracelets are closely supervised by their parole officers.
- : Following new legislation in Goddess Macha, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose.
- : Following new legislation in Goddess Macha, Goddess Machans have recently stopped mysteriously setting off metal detectors.
- : Following new legislation in Goddess Macha, calling dibs is an unalienable right.
- : Goddess Macha was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Following new legislation in Goddess Macha, fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers.
- : Following new legislation in Goddess Macha, boys who take just one date to the high school prom are called 'losers'.