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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7thMost Advanced Public Education: 14th
The Socialist People's Democracy of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Working Towards a Brighter Future!
Chairman Davit Purplinski
Influence
Superpower
WA Delegate / Armed Citizen of NK
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Golanchia

Population18.13 billion

CapitalGolanchograd
LeaderChairman Davit Purplinski
FaithAtheism

CurrencyPurro
AnimalCat

The Socialist People's Democracy of Golanchia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Chairman Davit Purplinski with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, public floggings, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 18.13 billion Golanchans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Golanchograd. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Golanchian economy, worth a remarkable 9,253 trillion Purroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 510,405 Purroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Golanchia, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Golanchia, billions of Purroes are being blown on orbital weapons development, and the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet. Crime is totally unknown. Golanchia's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Golanchia is ranked 207,364th in the world and 27th in North Korea for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -61.98 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7thMost Advanced Public Education: 14thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 26thHighest Average Tax Rates: 49thMost Secular: 50thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 61stLargest Governments: 67thMost Subsidized Industry: 76thMost Beautiful Environments: 86thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 106thHighest Poor Incomes: 129thSmartest Citizens: 155thMost Inclusive: 204thLargest Black Market: 207thLowest Crime Rates: 265thMost Cultured: 271stHighest Average Incomes: 272ndMost Developed: 421stMost Corrupt Governments: 430thLongest Average Lifespans: 484thHighest Economic Output: 514thLargest Information Technology Sector: 778thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,113thBest Weather: 1,156thMost Efficient Economies: 1,602ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,860thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,176thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,264thHealthiest Citizens: 2,576thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,117thNicest Citizens: 3,435thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,622ndMost Influential: 4,223rdMost Rebellious Youth: 5,726thMost Stationary: 6,817thLargest Populations: 8,134thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,620thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,493rdMost Authoritarian: 15,950th
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Most Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Golanchia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Wartime Journalism Protection Act"".
  • : Golanchia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Nuremgard".
  • : Golanchia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Integrity in Law Enforcement".
  • : Following new legislation in Golanchia, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet.
  • : Following new legislation in Golanchia, billions of Purroes are being blown on orbital weapons development.
  • : Following new legislation in Golanchia, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Golanchia.
  • : Golanchia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Golanchia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Trotterdam".
  • : Golanchia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Legal Rights of Workers".
  • : Following new legislation in Golanchia, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Golanchia.

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Endorsements Received: 6 » North American Communists, Ferasdor, Schillikia, Zulankan Outpost 37, Go Vegan, and Revolutionary Theory.

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